Four Loko, the caffeinated alcoholic adulteration drink, has been in the annual a lot lately. It's accepting banned in some states, banishment the architect to band out the caffeine. But what's it do to your body? Let's acquisition out. Live updating
I'm traveling to be bubbler a can of it appropriate now, in the next hour or so, and liveblogging the results. In the advance of it, I'm aswell traveling to be answer why Four Loko is potentially dangerous, as able-bodied as how it feels to in fact booze one. If you're over the age of 25, this is affectionate of your adventitious to acquaintance it afterwards accepting to adhere out with college-age kids. Actuality we go.
1:14: I'm aperture up the can. It's watermelon.
1:15: Smells like anyone threw a bag of Jolly Ranchers into a Coors Lite.
1:16: The aboriginal hit stinks of booze, afresh has a actual bonbon aftertaste.
1:17: I fabricated abiding to accept Indian cafe for lunch, so that any abeyant barf could be as abominable as possible.
1:18: So why all the fuss? It's a appealing big-ass can, accompanying with its top booze agreeable (12% by volume), as able-bodied as accepting caffeine, sugar, guarana and taurine. The accepting that's in activity drinks. So this is an activity booze accompanying with a amusing lubricant.
1:18: To be clear, I'm adequately acute to activity drinks, as apparent by my liveblog of the Health potion. That was fun. And I'm not too huge of a drinker either.
1:21: The typos accept already started.
1:22: Four Loko decidedly doesn't aftertaste HORRIBLE. I was assured ass in a can. And not good, adorable ass either. I beggarly Steven Segal ass.
1:24: Why do I accept all these tabs open?
1:24: So as of two canicule ago, the FDA is assertive to act. And by act, I beggarly able the FUCK down on Four Loko. They are traveling to:
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The architect is already demography out the activity booze part. So if you wish to get in on this, go to your liquor abundance afterwards plan today.
1:27: For those of you who are allurement how this is altered from Red Bull and vodka? I don't know. It's in a can abuse it.
1:28: SOMEONE IS CALLING ME.
1:28: I am accepting a harder time apperception on plan on this conversation. This woman was nice.
1:30: I just burped and it smelled like I ate a squirrel.
1:30: I don't feel drunk. Adam Pash told me I should booze two.
1:31: OK, aback to science. You're bubbler the agnate of six beers in one behemothic can. Which is nice if you wish to booze six beers absolutely fast, but not acceptable if you don't KNOW that you're bubbler six beers at once.
1:32: The crisis comes in if your physique doesn't apperceive how messed up it is, because of the activity booze part. Usually you canyon out afore you do austere damage.
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1:34: Oh and this liveblog is traveling on until this liveblog is done.
1:35: Lifehacker has a acceptable column on what caffeine does to your brain.
1:36: The bonbon aftertaste is boring disappearing. Do I charge to agitate this can could cause it's acclimatized to the basal or something?
1:36: Kyle and Sam and Frucci are all experts at Four Loko. That is why I'm accomplishing this liveblog. Because I accept never had a Four Loko before. And they'd just be appearance it.
1:37: From Lifehacker's post: caffeine doesn't get you wired. Wha? Note: it's kinda harder to apprehend if bubbler Four Loko.
1:39: It aswell says it boosts your speed, but not your skill. I don't feel like I'm any faster at accounting into the amiss window.
1:41: Move, bitch, get out the way.
1:43: I forgot how to spell Gawker.
1:46: Aback to Lifehacker. It's traveling to accord me a cephalalgia or something? And I'll accept withdrawals. Seriously, annual is hard.
1:47: I anticipate I've accomplished bisected the can? I can't tell. They should accomplish this affair cellophane so you can see if there's any asleep animals inside.
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1:47: Lifehacker aswell has a column on what booze does to your body. I anticipate that is added applicable.
1:48: Reader questions? Ask them in the comments below.
1:49: For the animadversion who said I should do this, I address this video. I can't acquisition your comment.
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1:51: Nice try asshole.
1:51: Here's a abundant writeup from the NYT talking about Four Loko, here. It's absolutely cheap.
1:53: There's something amiss with my tongue.
1:54: Your face is a pit! Yield that.
1:55: Abuse I just got a lot of Twitter followers.
1:56: I just took my shirt off.
1:57: OK so I'm aggravating to apprehend this lifehacker post for you jerks. It says something about analysis and Asians. And inhibiting academician cells.
1:59: Oh and it inhibits boners.
1:59: On that note, I anticipate I ability accept torn my penis this weekend.
2:00: Mr. Damage: No bifold rainbows, but I anticipate i see a debris bag rolling beyond the backyard on a mission to hell.
2:01: dontmeanathing: Indian aliment is still central me.
2:02: The taste. Man, the taste. I can still aftertaste it in my aperture even if I'm not bubbler it.
2:03: Accept you anytime abstinent your penis with your buzz before?
2:04: Be accurate as you get to the basal of the can. It tends to burst up in your face if you drink.
2:05: WHY ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER ALL OF A SUDDEN?
2:06: Hi
2:06: My affection feels like its charter is up and is aggravating to acquisition a new residence.
2:10: Sorry I'm not dead, I'm just alive on an image.
2:10: Hi Kyle.
2:12: laser712: What's awe-inspiring is that your wife isn't Asian.
2:13: Do you apperceive the affectionate of humans I plan with? They're pressuring me to booze addition one afterwards I accomplishment this one.
2:14: AT&T just asked me to add 1000 chargeless rollover annual to my account. Dont' they apperceive I already accept about 4000 rollover annual I will never use?
2:16: Here's hte account that Four Loko will abolish Caffeine and bits from their drinks. Here.
2:17: I can't aftertaste air.
2:18: NOBODY ELSE IS DOING WORK RIGHT NOW THEY'RE ALL STARING AT ME. GET BACK TO WORK.
2:19: OCEntertainment: Hey baby. How YOU doin?
2:20: You know, Lady Gaga ability be ugly, but she's animal in a way that she knows she's animal but still goes about accepting ugly. I account that.
2:21: Now Ke$ha...
2:21: SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AGAIN.
2:24: They were aggravation me about a review.
2:26: Oh god this affair tastes abominable now.
2:27: It's accepting hot in actuality so I'm demography my pants off.
2:28: Decad3nce: Babyish don't aching me, don't aching me, no more.
2:29: Steven Callas: You're fired.
2:29: You apperceive what this booze tastes like? Accept you anytime put jeans in your mouth?
2:31: Massachusssettss just banned Four Loko. It's been banned in Washington, Michigan, Utah and Oklahoma.
2:33: ASEEMBLY MAN FELIX ORTIZ DRANK TWO AND A HALF OF THESE IN AN HOUR what the hell??
2:35: My anatomy feel weird.
2:37: Oh man I accept to blazon something again?
2:38: OH GOD THE RESET OF THS THING TASTES AWFUL.
2:41: Finishing up this can now. I don't anticipate I can anticipate of something that tastes worse than this. Maybe a dog airsickness anon into my mouth.
2:43: Oh god I bet this is what waterboarding is like.
2:44: While I accept you, I was on Ask a Ninja endure week.
2:47: OK I'm finishing the blow of this avenue water.
2:49: Moral of the story: Don't booze Four Loko.
2:50: Breathing is fun.
2:51: Kevlar Menace: Walking or wanking?
2:54: Yes, so, the cessation is. This absolutely makes you feel not as bashed as you would if you just drank 6 beers. Or 4 beers. Whatever the agnate is. So if you wish to affair but not feel drunk, well, Four Loko is it.
3:00: Thanks for annual folks. And here's a appropriate bulletin for Kyle VanDownByTheRiver:
3:02: Oh and if you're searching for a verdict. Try it once.
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